Karlo owns a new home. He just finished cleaning the living room and is now cleaning the rest of the kitchen. There is a knock on the door. Elena greets him with a Russian phrase.
Karlo: "I'm sorry, I do not understand."
Elena: "I'm Elena, the foreign exchange student. I just flew in from Russia. I talked with you and your wife for months."
Karlo has no idea what she is talking about, but since Elena is beautiful, the handsome house owner wants to hear her story.
"I'm so happy I can finally be in America. When I started the audition, I never would have guessed I would be the one."
"Audition?"
"Right, you called it 'USA foreign exchange selection process' or something like that. I called it an audition."
"Understandable."
"Did you know that more than 200 girls applied?"
"Oh? That many?"
"Yes. I guess I got chosen because of our special agreements."
"I talked to so many girls. Can you refresh my memory?"
"When your wife is not home, I should clean the house naked."
"Naked?"
"You seem surprised ..."
"No, not at all. That sounds like me. Most definitely."
A foreign exchange student who cleans his house while being nude. Karlo feels blessed.
"And, of course, I look very much forward to your special request."
"And what that might be?"
"The part where you cum inside of me?"
"Come in what?"
"I'm new to the English language. Cum inside my пизда."
"Pardon me?"
Elena takes her phone out of her jacket.
"Siri, tranlate пизда."
Siri answers: "пизда means 'Fotze' in German."
"English, please."
Siri answers: "пизда means 'cunt' in English."
"Interesting word. I want you to fuck and cum inside my cunt."
"I am happy to oblige."
Work in progress ...
